Terms and Conditions
Terms and Conditions - Parked Like a Cunt
Acceptance of Terms
By using ParkedLikeACunt.com (“the site”), you agree to these terms and conditions. These terms may be updated at any time. If you continue to use the site after updates are published, you accept the new terms. If you are offended by anything on this website, that’s a you problem.
Website Content
All content on this site, including text, images, and downloadable resources, is provided for general information, education, and entertainment. While we aim for accuracy, we make no guarantees about completeness or reliability. If you parked like a cunt and this website offends you, mission accomplished.
Shop and Products
This site may feature products for sale, designed and sold by us. All product descriptions, prices, and images are provided for guidance only and may change without notice.
Ordering and Availability
All orders are subject to availability and confirmation. Product descriptions, prices, and images are provided for guidance only and may change without notice. Payment, shipping, and returns will be handled according to the terms provided at the point of purchase, which may be through this website or via external platforms.
Intellectual Property
All designs, text, images, and original content on this website are the property of Parked Like a Cunt unless otherwise credited. Do not copy, reproduce, or reuse our content without permission. If you want to feature or use our content, just ask.
Personal Information
We only collect and use personal information as described in our Privacy Policy. By using this site or submitting a form, you consent to how your data is handled as explained there. We do not sell your information to third parties.
Third-Party Links
This site may contain links to other websites or services. We have no control over the content or privacy practices of those sites and accept no responsibility for them. Visiting any third-party link is entirely at your own risk.
Limitation of Liability
We are not liable for any loss, damage, or inconvenience arising from your use or misuse of this site. All content is provided “as is” and without any warranty, either express or implied.
Offended?
If you are offended by the language, content, or concept of this site, don’t contact us to complain. The clue is in the name. If you are genuinely aggrieved, we suggest parking better in future.
Governing Law
These terms are governed by the laws of the United Kingdom.
Contact
If you have any genuine questions about these terms (not complaints), please contact us.