Parking infringement notice
Bad Parking
Why you received this notice
You’ve been spotted committing a classic act of bad parking. Inconsiderate parking creates frustration, causes safety risks, and makes life harder for everyone. Here are just a few examples of what not to do:
- Parking in a disabled bay without a valid Blue Badge
- Blocking an entrance, driveway, or emergency access point
- Parking on pavements or footpaths
- Stopping on double yellow lines or clearways
- Taking up more than one parking space
- Parking too close to junctions or crossings
- Leaving your vehicle where it causes an obstruction
The UK Highway Code Rules 239–243 clearly cover what is responsible parking behaviour. Read more
What should you do?
Don’t park like a cunt. Park responsibly, think of others, follow the rules, and do not make life harder for everyone else.
Please move your vehicle and avoid repeating this parking infringement in the future.
Remember
A little courtesy goes a long way. Good parking helps everyone.
This is not an official penalty charge notice. It is an informal message from a concerned member of the public.
If you’re offended, Good!. Park better next time.
If you believe you received this notice in error, you may disregard it and get on with your life.
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