Parking infringement notice
Blocked Entrance
Why you received this notice
Blocking an entrance, driveway, or emergency access point causes serious inconvenience and can create genuine risks for others. Your actions may prevent access for residents, businesses, or emergency services.
UK Highway Code Rule 243 clearly states: “You must not stop or park in front of an entrance to a property.” Read more
What should you do?
Don’t park like a cunt. Always leave entrances, driveways, and access points clear for those who need to use them.
Please move your vehicle and avoid repeating this parking infringement in the future.
Remember
Your consideration for others makes a real difference.
This is not an official penalty charge notice. It is an informal message from a concerned member of the public.
If you are offended, good. Go park somewhere else.
If you believe you received this notice in error, you may disregard it and go about your life.
Choose Your Response
As you aren't getting a real fine (but you should), please consider donating to help with the cost of running this site and printing more tickets for other cunts.